One of my coworkers (who I rarely ever talk to and doesn’t know I’m gay) just said to me, “… Don’t let any guy get his dick into you.” I responded with the most awkward, “Uhhhhhhhhhh, right.” that has ever been uttered in human history.

This is the man I love… Sometimes I can’t help but wonder…

This is the man I love… Sometimes I can’t help but wonder…

I post one screencap of a text that I didn’t even write and I gain 40 followers….

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I will always reblog this

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I’m not really sure what I’m getting into here but I’m excited about it… #currentlyreading #houseofleaves #books

I’m not really sure what I’m getting into here but I’m excited about it… #currentlyreading #houseofleaves #books

​I don’t know what I did to warrant this text.

​I don’t know what I did to warrant this text.

All hail iOS 8

All hail iOS 8

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"I feel like I’m learning a lot about human nature really, really quickly…."

— My boyfriend discovering Tumblr

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

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One of my favorite episodes of the Doctor Who reboot, despite the fact that the “monster of the week” in it is somewhat… clumsy… with the metaphor. It’s all worth it for this moment, this moment right here, where the Doctor shows Vincent what he is, by showing him who he will be…

Also for Amy posing with a million sunflowers and asking if he feels inspired. That was just plain funny.

Anyway…  I’ll just say that I think of what Bill Nighy (as the doscent) says a lot, in regards to other artists I know who have turned their pain into a lens to project beauty and as something that I aspire to from my own scars.

Ugh my feels….noooo

Episode still makes me cry.

Always the best.

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Half way through day 1 without Xbox and my apartment has never been cleaner

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